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I remember what you wore on our first day
You came into my life
And i thought hey
You know this could be something
Cause everything you do and words you say
You know that it all takes my breath away
And now im left with nothing
So maybe it's true, that i can't live without you
And maybe Two is better than one
But there's so much time, to figure out the rest in my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And i'm thinking two, is better than one.
I remember every look upon your face,
The way you roll your eye, the way you taste
You make it hard for breathing
Cause when i close my eyes and drift away
I think of you and everything's okay
And finally now, believing
And maybe it's true, that i can't live without you
Well maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time, to figure out the rest in my life
And you've already got me coming undone.
And i'm thinking two, is better than one.
Yeah, yeah
I remember what you wore on our first day
You came into my life
And i thought hey
Maybe it's true, that i can't live without you
Maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time, to figure out the rest in my life
And you've already got me coming undone.
And i'm thinking
Oooh i can't live without you
Cause baby two is better than one
There's so much time, to figure out the rest in my life
And i've figure out with all that's said and done
Two, is better than one
Two is better than one
What time is it when you have to go the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
Who likes to drink cocoa?
A Cocoanut!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A Spelling Bee!
Who is the greatest underwater spy?
James POND!
What sickness does a martial artist have?
Kung FLU!
What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?
Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
A Hurry Cain!
Why are there gates around graveyards?
Because everybody is DYING to get in!
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A gummy worm!
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
How did the telephone propose to the lady?
It gave her a ring!
What pet does everyone have?
An Armpet!
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
"Cashew"!
What table can we eat?
A vegeTABLE!
Which is faster: Hot or Cold?
Hot, 'cause you can catch a cold!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop!
Why does "A" look like a flower?
Because "B" follows it!
Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?
Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
I want my "prints" back!
What is a cannibal's favourite game?
Swallow the Leader!
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
He was stuffed!
What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
A COWculator!
Why didn't the skeleton dance?
Because he had no body to dance with!
Who won when the two waves raced?
They tide!
Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
Because he wanted to make up his mind!
What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?
It got ticks!
Who is the ruler of the beach?
The Sand-witch!
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field!
Which cat would you never play poker with?
A Cheetah!
Why did the kid cross the park?
To get to the other slide!
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Because the captain was sitting on the deck!
What do you get when you a cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
Why did the child bring his dad to school?
'Cause he had a POP quiz!
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
"Put it on my bill!"
Why doesn't Dracula have friends?
'Cause he's a pain in the neck!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
When is a door not a door?
When it's aJAR!
Why do people carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What is in a ghost's nose?
BOO-gers!
What did the man say when the church burnt down?
Holy Smoke!
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because a wooden leg is not made like a camera!
Why can't you tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up!
Why didn't the third grader go the pirate movie?
Because it was rated "ARRR"!
What has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the grizzly put on pyjamas?
Because he was bear naked!
What gives you the power to walk through walls?
A door!
Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle!
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Why was the broom late for work?
Because it over-swept!
What room has no walls?
A mushroom!
Who was the best dancer at the monster dance?
The boogie man!
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?
A pink car-nation!
Why was the ketchup last in the race?
It couldn't ketch-up!
Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was a-head!
What did the fridge say to the mayonnaise?
Don't come in, I've got a cold!
Why did the famous movie stars go to the river?
They wanted to give out some otter-graphs!
Where do you leave your dog while you shop?
In a barking lot!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
A re-in-car-nation!
How does the biologist like to communicate?
With his cell phone!
When do parents complain because of eye pain?
When they have their eye on you!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why did Superman cross the road?
To get to the supermarket!
What did the football coach say to the banker?
I want my quarter back!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
'Cause he didn't have the guts!
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven "ate" nine!
